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Life is Nuts Theory
sometimes it's broken and dysfunctional,
sometimes it's too salty and
no fun,
some times it's sweet and quite enjoyable,
sometimes it is plain, just one of those ordinary days
(i
came up w/ this theory when i was chattin' w/ marge meiners on aim)
Chocolate/H20 Theory
chocoolate is like water
in the sense that they are both good cold, room temperature, and warm. we should drink lots of water everyday so does that
mean we should eat a lot of chocolate everyday as well?
(i came up w/ this theory when i was walking in the freezing
cold to my nutritional sciences class....how ironic)
Boring/Sleeping Theory
Why was sleep created? This is something I have often pondered because I would have so much
more time to get things done if I didn't have to sleep...but then it hit me, if we didn't have to sleep and we didn't sleep,
what would we do when we were way bored out of our minds or just tired of constantly thinking? That, my friend, is EXACTLY
why sleep was created....
( i came up with this theory while washin dishes and talkin to karen s.)
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I have decided to add a lil' bit of my musical stings. These our lil' steph originals!!! maybe you can be privileged enough
to hear me sing these sometime!! ;Þ
Inspiration
Perspiration
We've got it all right (or alright(doubling meaning))
here.
Inspiration
Perspiration
We've got it alright here.
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Pizza,
pizza, pizza delivery,
Pizza, pizza, pizza delivery!!
(This comes with hand motions!)
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Here is something Kristine and I came up with while on AIM:
Ode
to Cheese
Cheese, my wonderful
glorious block,
You turn me on,
even more than a rock.
When I open the
refrigerator and see your glow,
It is only you
I want, this I really do know.
The moment I hold
you in my hand, and take the first delicious bite,
I let you dissolve
in my mouth, o yea, that's right.
You slide down
my esophagus, all warm and gooey,
Pretty soon, I
will probably have to go pooey.
Once you leave,
I must say goodbye,
With a tear in
my eye, I just might cry.
But it's okay,
I know we will meet again,
And for that reason, I thank my lucky stars, Amen.
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