258 (actually, 59, I deleted a LOT of them) Things to do When Bored

1. Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
2. Braid your dogs hair.
3. Clean and polish your belly button.
4. Water your dog...see if he grows.
5. Wash a tree..
6. Knight yourself and some close friends.
7. Flirt with an evergreen.
8. Give your cat a mohawk.
9. Mow your carpet.
10. Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)
11. Whine
12. Dress like your favorite Heavy Metal group...surprise your grandmother.
13. Listen to a painting.
14. Change your mind.
15. Change it back.
16. Watch the sun...see if it moves.
17. Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster.
18. Paint.
19. Smile.
20. Paint a smile.
21. Plant a shoe.
22. Give a Rorschach (Ink-blot) Test to your gerbil.
23. Take your sofa for a walk.
24. Carry a tune.
25. Drop it to see if it breaks.
26. Climb a sidewalk.
27. Annoy yourself.
28. Get angry with yourself.
29. Stop speaking to yourself. .
30. Stand on your head.
31. Build a pyramid.
32. Speak with a forked tongue.
33. Have a proton fight.
34. Watch a car rust.
35. Learn to type with your toes.
36. Be in the wrong place at the right time.
37. Be someone special.
38. Factor your social security number.
39. Search for buried treasure
40. Take a picture.
41. Put it back.
42. Play solitaire...for cash.
43. Write a book about a previous life.
44. Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.
45. Run around in squares.
46. Boil ice cream.
47. Carve your girl/boyfriends initials...in a marshmallow.
48. Converse...with a flatworm.
49. Speak in acronyms.
50. Make a schematic drawing...of a rock.
51. Calmly have a nervous breakdown.
52. Redecorate your garage.
53. Develop a complex.
54. Give a lecture tour on the historical significance of cream cheese. 
55. Debate politics with a fern.
56. Wonder.
57. Interview a cloud.
58. Translate Shakespeare into English.
59. Sharpen your sleeping skills.